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I haven’t been doing that great when it comes to reading this year. I set a goal of reading 20 books on GoodReads and my magic number thus far is 2. Meanwhile, Matthew and Heather read (and listen to) books Read More …
I have a set on June 16 at 123 Pleasant Street and I’m absolutely terrified. The last time I tried to perform was for a Nerd Fresh set last year and I was terrible. Not terrible to the crowd but Read More …
My pen died yesterday afternoon after several months of faithful service. It was a gift from someone who frequents my job and she dropped off a breast cancer awareness goody bag of sorts for everyone in my office. I wasn’t Read More …
Living in Capon Bridge, the closest comic book store was Four Color Fantasies in Winchester, VA. As often as my parents took me to get comics from there, most of my early collection came from the newsstand (yes kids, when Read More …
On January 22nd, I celebrated my 12th birthday in Morgantown. On January 30th, E took me out on the town. In the past, I used to have something called a Birthday Bash at Buck’s Corner Pub every year. It was Read More …
I’m not a fan of snow. I don’t think I ever have been since around 8th grade. It was my first year playing organized basketball in Hampshire County and snow canceled one of my basketball games (it wasn’t the last). Read More …
In this new column, I’m going to take a few paragraphs to share my various travels around Morgantown. I don’t know how I ended up doing this but I think E started complimenting me and I turned into putty. A Read More …
Creed may be the best movie I’ve seen in seven years. And yes, that counts Marvel movies, all the Hunger Games movies… point being, I don’t see a lot of “regular” films in the theater. Hell, I don’t see a Read More …
Before I get into this, I was wrong. I said an artist sucked purely because I didn’t enjoy their music. As an artist myself, I should know better than to throw around such words just because I don’t like someone’s Read More …
I wrote this the week of the Breaking Bad series finale in 2013 as part of a Breaking Bad Week celebration we did on our now defunct website, Tricycle Offense. It’s rather fitting that Breaking Bad Week starts, well, late. Read More …