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Summer. 7:52 PM

Posted on11 July, 202426 January, 2026Leave a comment

The house is quiet. Our new dog Cookie is asleep next to my feet. I’m reading. Angel is outside with Brandi. Aaliyah and Aspen are playing in her room. The house is quiet. Just like it is when everyone is Read More …

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The Difference

Posted on10 July, 202426 January, 2026Leave a comment

The difference between their birthdays is incredible. With Bonnie’s, since I’m still coming off the high of mine, when hers arrives 8 days later, I’m sad but okay. With Barbara’s, I have this sense of dread that lords over me Read More …

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INGWI: Pac

Posted on14 February, 2024Leave a comment

I didn’t want to rap until 2Pac. No, it wasn’t some instantaneous bolt of lightning the moment I heard my first 2Pac song (Probably “I Get Around”). No, it wasn’t when I was sitting in my kitchen as a teenager Read More …

CategoriesIt's Not Gonna Write Itself, Writing

Stray Shots: 10.23.23

Posted on23 October, 2023Leave a comment

I bought tortellini soup for lunch but for some reason, my already tired brain decided it needed more food. I blatantly overate for the first time in who knows how long. So now, I’m extra sleepy and I’d love nothing Read More …

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Stray Shots: 10.09.23

Posted on9 October, 2023Leave a comment

When you haven’t been recording music on a regular basis, the joys of recording all come back to you in a hurry.  Picture it, last Tuesday. I recorded 3 verses, 2 bridges, and 1 hook for a song. I thought Read More …

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Stray Shots: 09.06.23

Posted on6 September, 2023Leave a comment

I was trying to find this beat that CFX heard on E’s Instagram, so I sat down on lunch to start listening to stuff on E’s BeatStars account until I found it. It took me less than 3 minutes. That Read More …

CategoriesStray Shots, Writing

INGWI: Confessions of a Former Fantasy Football Player

Posted on29 August, 2023Leave a comment

My name is Kelen Conley and I’m a former fantasy football player. My friend Lane sent me a snap about doing a fantasy football draft and it took me back. I was talking to someone at work and we were Read More …

CategoriesIt's Not Gonna Write Itself, Writing

Stray Shots: 08.29.23

Posted on29 August, 2023Leave a comment

I scraped together $6.35 yesterday to use a coupon to get Burger King for lunch because I was too tired to make the stir fry vegetables I got from Walmart Sunday. I wouldn’t trade this summer for anything. Playa Del Read More …

CategoriesStray Shots, Writing

Stray Shots: 08.21.23

Posted on21 August, 2023Leave a comment

I can’t believe the 180 I’ve done on Cee-Lo Green. I used to be such a fan. But there’s no looking past it. F*ck You/Forget You is on the radio right now and I feel absolutely nothing. *Sigh* At night, Read More …

CategoriesStray Shots, Writing

A Review of The Amazing Spider-Man

Posted on21 August, 2023Leave a comment

From my Letterboxd. Nov made me rewatch this after his glowing review. And I realized I was wrong. The experience of seeing Tobey Maguire bring Spider-Man to life in 2002 will always be with me. I can still remember that Read More …

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