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Summer. 7:52 PM

Posted on11 July, 2024Leave a comment

The house is quiet. Our new dog Cookie is asleep next to my feet. I’m reading. Angel is outside with Brandi. Aaliyah and Aspen are playing in her room. The house is quiet. Just like it is when everyone is Read More …

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The Difference

Posted on10 July, 2024Leave a comment

The difference between their birthdays is incredible. With Bonnie’s, since I’m still coming off the high of mine, when hers arrives 8 days later, I’m sad but okay. With Barbara’s, I have this sense of dread that lords over me Read More …

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INGWI: Pac

Posted on14 February, 2024Leave a comment

I didn’t want to rap until 2Pac. No, it wasn’t some instantaneous bolt of lightning the moment I heard my first 2Pac song (Probably “I Get Around”). No, it wasn’t when I was sitting in my kitchen as a teenager Read More …

CategoriesIt's Not Gonna Write Itself, Writing

RE: Today Is the Last Day of Voting for the 2023 Pajiba 10

Posted on6 January, 2024Leave a comment

EDIT: The results. Selected in bold. For the few of you who may not be familiar, this is a fun exercise we do every year. Our readers vote for our version of the most beautiful person in the world, although Read More …

CategoriesPajiba Related

Extra Life 2023 | Full Stream

Posted on14 November, 2023Leave a comment

Remember: You can donate until December 31st! https://www.extra-life.org/participant/bhyphen

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You Caught Me Reading (Click here to donate for Extra Life 2023!)

Posted on2 November, 2023Leave a comment

http://hyphenuniverse.com/extralife See you on Saturday!

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Stray Shots: 10.23.23

Posted on23 October, 2023Leave a comment

I bought tortellini soup for lunch but for some reason, my already tired brain decided it needed more food. I blatantly overate for the first time in who knows how long. So now, I’m extra sleepy and I’d love nothing Read More …

CategoriesStray Shots, Writing

Stray Shots: 10.09.23

Posted on9 October, 2023Leave a comment

When you haven’t been recording music on a regular basis, the joys of recording all come back to you in a hurry.  Picture it, last Tuesday. I recorded 3 verses, 2 bridges, and 1 hook for a song. I thought Read More …

CategoriesStray Shots, Writing

That Time I Helped with a Comic

Posted on7 September, 202324 February, 2025Leave a comment

When I worked at Teletech, I met a cartoonist named Johnathan Bigelow aka Deuce. He drew a webcomic called A Rusty Life (ARL) and I was one of the strip’s biggest fans. I dabbled a little with my own hand Read More …

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Stray Shots: 09.06.23

Posted on6 September, 2023Leave a comment

I was trying to find this beat that CFX heard on E’s Instagram, so I sat down on lunch to start listening to stuff on E’s BeatStars account until I found it. It took me less than 3 minutes. That Read More …

CategoriesStray Shots, Writing

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